Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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