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Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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