You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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