the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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