im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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