You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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