it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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