It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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