Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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