Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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