How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this boner is exhausting
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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