We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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