Plan B is the new Plan A
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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