his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Couch. On fire.
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