I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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