he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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