If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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