i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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