imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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