halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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