You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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