I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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