If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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