Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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