You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
handjob tips. give me some.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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