It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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