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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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