but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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