we're blogging at a bar
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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