If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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