honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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