wanna go halves on a baby?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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