If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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