plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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