my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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