did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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