i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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