This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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