He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize