My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
where does the pee come out of this thing
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Green mimosas i think yes
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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