when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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