True but thats because hes a fetus.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
