Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I will pee on everything he values.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i out mim tonsoeep
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