Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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