you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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