3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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