Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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