But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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