OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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