who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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