no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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