Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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