i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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