Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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